The object of the game is like simple: see how far you can kick Gloria. By the way, the directions are in French but it’s easy to figure it out. You can ask Conrado de Quiros to help translate if you have trouble.

Anyway, the game is set in America’s wild, wild west. You are a nasty fed-up cowboy outside a saloon. Your boot is cocked to rocket Silicone Breast Implants like a space shuttle out of Cape Canaveral.

Click on “jouer” – which probably means “play” in French – to play. A cowgirl with Gloria’s face pasted on begins to move up and down from a standing position to a near sitting position. The idea here is for you to guess what angle you should launch Not-so-Boobsy.

Click anywhere on the game screen to hold the target to your desired launch angle. Your cowboy then begins to crank up his leg back and forth.

Timing here is crucial. You have to click at the precise moment so the boot is at its maximum power for maximum thrust.